January 2011
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Protesters call for ouster of the Burger King
Full story at The Wacky Deli
In an address to the nation, the Burger King threatened “severe action” against the rioters, and accused longtime enemy Mayor McCheese of McDonaldland of being behind the uprising.
“Make no mistake about it – McCheese and his foreign devils are responsible for our disharmony,” the monarch said, wagging his index finger sternly at the camera. “We will use every means...
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This Week in Fake History: Lily Munster gives...
From The Wacky Deli:
by DEREMY UNDERHILL
January 28, 1966 - On this day 45 years ago, famed TV housewife Lily Munster gave the televised rebuttal to President Lyndon Johnson’s State of the Union on behalf of the ultra right-wing John Birch Society. Her stirring “Better Undead Than Red” speech galvanized millions of monsters into joining the conservative movement, which culminated in the...
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Top 10 shockers from Laura Roslin's State of the...
From The Wacky Deli:
Once again, Laura Roslin – the President of the 12 Colonies of Kobol – has given her much-anticipated annual “State of the Colonies” address. Below are the top 10 surprises from the speech –
10. The newest Cylon models look just like Betty White.
9. How the camera guy kept panning to Ellen Tigh’s boobs.
8. Her shocking claim that human youth are lagging behind Cylon youth...
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Rahm Emanuel's cock rubbed the wrong way after...
The lastest developments in the Chicago mayor’s race…only at The Wacky Deli.
Well not the “only” developments, but by far the wackiest ones. Such as:
“This means war – and I’m not talking about one of those p*ssy wars, like the Spanish American War or the the Gulf War,” Rahm’s cock vowed in response to the ruling. “I’m talking total war. World War 10....
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Dozens of Rex Grossman "Miss Me Yet" posters...
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Fans of Bears, Packers promise a “civil gridiron...
In the wake of President Obama’s inspirational call for Americans to cast aside vitriol, fans of the Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers are vowing to drop their longstanding rivalry and hug it out in the run-up to the NFC Conference Championship Game. Kinda warms the cockles of your heart doesn’t it?
Full story at The Wacky Deli.
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Holy retro, Batman - it's The Wacky Races!
Check out this groovy intro for a late 1960s-looking cartoon called The Wacky Races. It looks…pretty wacky! Its groovy theme song sounds like background fight music from an Austin Powers film.
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To boldly go where no perv has gone before...
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Enterprise captain demoted after showing crew racy green alien chick sex video
“Kirk, the captain of the Federation’s flagship, ordered the video be played on the ships’s viewscreens in an attempt to boost morale following a particularly grueling skirmish involving a planet-killing doomsday machine, a damaged warp drive and a villainous madman who looked eerily...
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Bill Clinton to stump for Rahm Emanuel's cock in...
Because Rahm’s cock jokes simply don’t get old:
“During my time in the White House – back when the economy was much stronger and America was much safer – I had Rahm’s cock beside me every step of the way in making the tough decisions,” said Mr. Clinton in a statement. “I consider it to be one of the most upstanding members of my administration, one who always stood firm for its...
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Joe Miller - The Wack's 2010 Douchebag of the...
From The Wacky Deli:
The Wacky Deli would like to extend its congratulations to Alaska Senate candidate JOE MILLER, the 2010 winner of the “Douchebag of the Year” Award!
In our online poll, Miller beat his nearest competitor, John Edwards, by a wide 74% to 9% margin. He was propelled to victory thanks to heavy voting from those in his home state of Alaska, who made it clear they don’t take too...