December 2011
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Voting is now open for our 2011 "Douchebag of the... →
Vote early and vote often for the celebrity who you feel best captured the embodiment of douchbaggery in our society and in our world. After the link, click on the poll on the right hand side of the screen to have your voices heard! This year’s nominees are - 1) Joe Biden, 2) Newt Gingrich, 3) Jerry Sandusky, 4) Ashton Kutcher, 5) The Honey Badger, 6) Ndamukong Suh, 7) Donald Trump, 8) Kim...
Dec 28th
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Dec 26th
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A Final Thought on Protests, Politics and Poop
Looking back on this historic year, many will view the Occupy protests as an indictment of the greed of corporate America. Others will see them as proof of the naivete and laziness of the American Left. I can’t speak to those profound issues, but there is one lesson I did learn - if you poop on a police car in full view of cameras, half the world is gonna see your pasty ass.
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Yes Virginia, there IS a Santa Claus.... →
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Wow, so I must REALLY like Willie Nelson or...
The Top 5 songs played on my iTunes: 1. “Lost Coastlines” by Okkervil River 2. “Beautiful to Me” by U.N.P.O.C. 3. “The Other Way” by Weezer 4. “In an Aeroplane Over the Sea” by Neutral Milk Hotel 5. “On the Road Again” by Willie Nelson Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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New Tumblr: Presidents Dissed By Obama →
This week, President Obama said he considers his first-term accomplishments greater than every president except Lincoln, FDR and Lyndon Johnson. While the comments have unleashed a firestorm of mockery, does he have a point? This Tumblr outlines Obama’s reasons why he thinks he’s the fourth greatest president ever.
Dec 21st
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Conversation with a friend who was having a bad...
Friend: why does god hate me
Me: maybe because you don't believe in him, for one thing?
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Bob Dole: Bob Dole supports Mitt... →
Dec 19th
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Kim Jong-il's last double dies
PYONGYANG – The final remaining double of Kim Jong-il has passed away, according to North Korean insiders. The impersonator, Chun Yung-Sung, died Saturday evening after a long battle with diabetic Chlamydia. He was 69 years-old. Chun was the last in a series of doppelgangers to impersonate the Dear Leader, who actually choked to death on an undercooked Ramen noodle back in 2003. “Comrade Chun...
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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In lieu of flowers, North Koreans are being asked... →
hat tip: kiyoshimartinez
Dec 19th
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Dec 17th
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So there was a trivia contest at the staff...
Question guy: Who was the first governor of Illinois?
Me: Um, er, uh...Jebediah Springfield?
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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BOMBSHELL: Boozing increases desire for unsafe sex →
I just don’t get it - when I booze it up, it makes me want to go to church and volunteer at soup kitchens.
Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 10th
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Dec 9th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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Bill Adama: Unplugged
Adama: She (Laura Roslin) thinks you'll be President one day.
Billy: Excuse me?
Adama: That's what she said to me once, that you reminded her of President Adar when he ran for his first office.
Billy: I don't really know how to respond to that, sir.
Adama: Don't let it go to your head. Adar was a moron.
Dec 7th
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Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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