February 2011
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Desperate Gaddafi names Saddam's Information...
“Our initial assessment is that Bin Laden places hallucinatizing pills in their ginger tea! He sprinkles it on their couscous! He slips it into their Sanka and Gatorade!” al-Sahhaf warned.
Full story at The Wacky Deli
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“I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p***y! But I dare anyone to debate me...”
– Charlie Sheen (hates Thomas Jefferson)
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Back in the 1990s, they would have called this “pulling an Anne Heche.”
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So the Tumblr meetup last night had an overabundance of guys. Guys who don’t mind an overabundance of guys if you catch my drift. My friends I talked into coming with me are no encouraging me to reconsider my sexual identity ‘cause according to them, “if you ever decide to go gay, you definitely fill a...
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Wisconsin Governor recruits galactic bounty...
BY DEREMY UNDERHILL
MADISON, Wisconsin. — Seeking to force a vote on sweeping state pension cuts, Wisconsin Governor Scott “Darth” Walker has hired a gaggle of the galaxy’s best bounty hunters to round up 14 Democratic state senators who fled the state to prevent a vote on the reductions.
The senators were last seen yesterday in Rockford, Illinois where they holed up in the guest rooms of...
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Today we're Reagan-ing at The Wacky Deli!
In commemoration of President Ronald Reagan’s 100th birthday, the Wacky Deli’s ultra right-wing board of directors has instructed us to concoct several tributes to The Gipper, including:
A retrospective of his 1984 debate with Bill the Cat
A Top 10 list of things you didn’t know about Reagan
A special “this week in fake history” article talking about...
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In love with with a nun? Need advice? Then ASK THE...
Have you ever faced a life problem so crazy you can’t even bring it up with your friends because they’d think you’re a big freakin’ weirdo? Well fortunately you have another place to turn – anonymous Internet trolls!
Take this married guy with two kids, who turned to random strangers on “Yahoo Answers” to get some tips on how to handle the fact his wife is divorcing him for falling in love...
taeblog asked: Can't seem to find it. :(
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Apparently Ebeneezer Scrooge is still alive and... →
“The Register Star received more than a dozen complaints from Chrysler employees or their spouses about the fact Chrysler decided to continue its second shift Tuesday even after the blizzard made many roads impossible to navigate.”
Atta way to treat the workers, Chrysler! There truly is no better way to boost staff morale than having employees keep working during a Category 5...
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10 cheesy names for the Great Chicago Blizzard of...
From “Snowmageddon” to “snOMG,” people have been coining some pretty cheesy names for the Great Chicago Blizzard of 2011. In that spirit, The Wacky Deli’s crack team of parody blizzard writers came up with a few of their own! We give them kudos for coming to work on a snow day and braving the blizzard to write them (although it was under protest after the publisher...
