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Nobody wants to adopt the Hitler cat
The Telegraph has the whole tragic saga. It’s bad enough this poor cat has a Hitler mustache marking…but did they HAVE to have it pose with its paw doing a Nazi salute? All that’s missing is a swastika collar and a little brown pet coat for it to wear.
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A Humble Suggestion for Solving the Debt Crisis:...
BY DEREMY UNDERHILL
I’ve had just about enough of this debt ceiling BS. Yes, we get it – the Republicans don’t want to raise taxes on the rich bastards and the Democrats don’t want to cut welfare for the poor bastards. Meanwhile, nobody is looking out for the middle class bastards, except maybe the Libertarians. But they don’t count because there’s only like five of them, and they’re too...
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What Tumblrs crack you up?
Besides The Onion, of course! I’m looking to expand the Tumblrs I follow that are funny, humorous, witty, sarcastic, wacky, even slightly off-kilter to help me get through my day as a soulless bureaucratic drone.
Preferably nothing related to cats (nothing against our feline friends, mind you, I just think the whole cat shtick is being a little overdone).
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Top 10 ways John Boehner is forcing the Tea...
House Speaker John Boehner (R-Oompaland) is having a hell of a time getting reluctant Tea Party Congressmen to back his debt ceiling legislation. Below are the top 10 desperate methods he’s using to compel their support.
10. Threatening to kick their asses – if that doesn’t work, weeping uncontrollably
9. Warning dissenters they face permanent exile to Fire Island
8. Tossing them into the Rancor...
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Did Vladimir Putin have plastic surgery?
In recent months Russia has been awash with rumors that Vladimir Putin had plastic surgery as a prelude to his expected run for the country’s presidency in 2012. To help get of the bottom of these gossipy innuendos, we placed two side-by-side photos of the macho Russian leader to help you determine for yourselves whether they’re true or not.
Personally we can’t see much of a...
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“Vote out your so-called representatives. Reject your corporate masters. Buy...”
– Kent Brockman
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South Korean scientists create glowing dog: report →
Pictures or it’s not true!
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New Tumblr: Hillary Told You So!
Hillary Told You So!
Photos of Hillary Clinton smugly telling people how wrong they were not to vote for her.
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Made it!
aroundthestatesin90days:
Ok so I’m in bed, and I am far too exhausted to blog bout my day. Tomorrow I am viewing cars, today I have been awake for 23 1/2 hours, 18 of which I was traveling. Night night tumblr, bids and pics to post tomorrow xxxx
Welcome to the most powerful nation in the world Western Hemisphere my friend! Hope you have safe travels on your cross country road trip.
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What's Wrong With Chicago's Giant New Marilyn... →
bodywallet:
have not seen the sculpture, did not read the article. yet can reliably say 100% i agree with the sentiment expressed therein.
Actually I have seen the sculpture, did read the article and disagreed with 100% of the sentiments expressed in it, but I’m reblogging it just because.
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Top 10 ways Chicagoans can beat the heat
It’s pretty dang sultry here in Chicagoland, so we came up with a few common-sense suggestions for coping with the Hotacalypse.
10. Organize a flash mob to raid Trader Joe’s organic ice cream aisle.
9. Make a vow to yourself that you’ll stay cool. Stick to it.
8. Just ride around on the CTA all day like the hobos do.
7. Take off your top and tell the boss it’s “National Go To Work...
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Lost in Translation: The 50 Americanisms That... →
I think “cheeky monkey” is by far the most annoying Americanism! It just sounds ridiculous and strange, like it was made up by some mentally unhinged six year-old, and -
Oh…wait…never mind…
cubicleparty:
I can’t even begin to imagine how much they must hate hip-hop.
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“I got him!”
– Wendi Deng, after delivering a big-time slap to her husband’s pie attacker
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Bachmann: Deploy army of Robotic Richard Simmonses...
DES MOINES – Saying America has a solemn duty to secure its southern frontier, Minnesota Rep. Michele Bachmann today proposed sending an army of Robotic Richard Simmonses to the Mexican border to put a halt to illegal immigration once and for all.
The plan is widely seen as an attempt to “out-conservative” her 2012 Republican primary rivals, especially former Godfather Pizza CEO Herman Cain who...
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The saddest entry on IMDB →
Well at least she didn’t go Number Two…
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I'm going to become a Planet Hunter! →
Only instead of Greek goddesses, the planets I find will be named after Charlie Sheen’s goddesses (what’s left of them).
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US NEWS POLL: "Which politician has the most sex...
Oh man, things are looking downright grim for Obama. Not only is the economy tanking and America teetering on the brink of fiscal collapse, but now more people apparently think a guy who wears crazy Mormon underwear is sexier than he is.
Source: US News and World Report
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Obama's decision to tap the Strategic Kool-Aid...
WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama is coming under fierce Republican criticism for his recent decision to release 30 million gallons of faux-juice from the nation’s Strategic Kool-Aid Reserve.
While the White House claims the move would help working families hit hard by a sharp uptick in Kool-Aid prices – which reached a record high 57 cents a gallon in May – GOP critics are questioning...
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For God’s sake, STOP SPAMMING NPR!!!!
You have been warned. Oh yes…you have been warned...
nprfreshair:
Please don’t like 30 of our posts in a row to try to get people following this blog to click on your spammy tumblrs. I have enough to do without keeping track of all of your shenanigans. Thank you.
-Mel
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Top 10 Obscure Facts About American History
10.The United States was originally supposed to be called “Lower Canada” until Canada threatened to sue for copyright infringement.
9. The first draft of the Constitution required the President to deliver the State of the Union in Esperanto.
8. JFK banged the entire cast of Gilligan’s Island.
7. The Declaration of Independence contains the word “poppycock” 22...
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CHICAGO: Mayor Emanuel vows to round up "flash...
CHICAGO, Ill. – Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel today vowed to track down and capture the assailants in Thursday night’s flash hail attacks in the city.
At 9:30 pm, about 2 billion kumquat-sized hail stones suddenly appeared throughout the Chicago area – smashing windows, vandalizing cars and causing an estimated $4 million in damages. Hundreds of amateur videos and photos were taken of the...
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