February 2012
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The Shire tops Forbes’ list of most miserable...
Move over Mordor, you’re no longer the worst place around any more.In a stunning upset, The Shire has surpassed the Land of Shadow as being the “most miserable place to live on Middle Earth” according to Forbes magazine’s annual ranking. The survey, which took into account everything from daily commute times to troll attack rates, blasted The Shire for being populated by “chronically...
Feb 29th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 27th
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Paralyzed particle physicists have needs... →
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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“Applebee’s is a second rate Chili’s. And Chili’s is third...”
– Truman Capote
Feb 22nd
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“I’m going all Leslie Knope on this shit.”
–  Me (it’s great my new found discovery of “Parks and Recreation” is starting to seep into my lexicon)
Feb 16th
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Feb 11th
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Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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Feb 6th
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" KHJSjKRTFd8 wants to follow you on Twitter"
Yeah, like THAT’S gonna happen. I refuse to reward spambots who won’t even come up with a half-way clever name for themselves.
Feb 5th
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“I love Petron! Its shots make me BOLD! Bold bold bold they make me BOLD!”
– Chick at the bar
Feb 5th
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Some major office drama going down today
Receptionist: You haven't happened to see the Palm Olive dishwashing detergent, have you?
Me: (Puzzled stare).
Receptionist: You probably didn't even know we had it, did you?
Me: (Slowly shake my head).
Feb 3rd
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“It is my goal in life to write books so dull and full of convoluted symbolism...”
– Ayn Rand
Feb 3rd
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Feb 2nd
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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