The Wacky Deli

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Not too long ago, my hometown of 150,000 hardy Midwesterners voted Taco Bell the best Mexican food in the city. After this happened, the local newspaper banned this category from its annual Readers Choice poll to prevent us from becoming the target of possible Conan O’Brien monologue jokes.
Thankfully, Rockford’s culinary tastes have improved remarkably since then. According to Yelp, today the city’s best Mexican food joint is the five star-rated Taco Loco Billiard Hall where I hear you can get three tacos, a large Sprite and a game of 8-Ball for only $2.99.

Not too long ago, my hometown of 150,000 hardy Midwesterners voted Taco Bell the best Mexican food in the city. After this happened, the local newspaper banned this category from its annual Readers Choice poll to prevent us from becoming the target of possible Conan O’Brien monologue jokes.

Thankfully, Rockford’s culinary tastes have improved remarkably since then. According to Yelp, today the city’s best Mexican food joint is the five star-rated Taco Loco Billiard Hall where I hear you can get three tacos, a large Sprite and a game of 8-Ball for only $2.99.

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  1. sickwomanofillinois reblogged this from thewackydeli and added:
    This sign is still up, I saw it along 20 and I-90 today.
  2. 55molar reblogged this from captainrobocop
  3. captainrobocop reblogged this from retrotrash and added:
    Oh Rockford.
  4. retrotrash reblogged this from thewackydeli and added:
    Oh Illinois.
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