The Wacky Deli

I looted four cases of Icehouse from the local liquor store before finding out this was an April Fools’ joke.

Icehouse is a very, very, very fine house.

If you’re one of the three people out there who actually love Joe Biden, now’s your chance to purchase some discounted Joementos (like this rockin’ beer cozy) at the Obama store where all their merchandise is 10% off until December 1, 2011.

Now as much as I’d love to stock up on all this swell crap, I kinda have other priorities I need to take care of. Like, you know, paying off my bills, eliminating my credit card debt and finding a new job in this awesome economy.

I am thankful for many things this holiday season, most of which are found in 24 oz. cans.

The Most Interesting Man in the World doesn’t ordinarily eat tamales - but when he does, he gets them from Tamale Guy.

Reason #1 why Vladimir Putin is the “Most Interesting Man in the World”

DUH. I mean the guy wrestles polar bears shirtless during his coffee breaks. ‘Nuff said.