So I made this cheesy map for my “Obameython” election party tonight to fill in as the state are declared. Democrats, Republicans and Green partiers will all be represented. And yes, I will have pepper spray on hand in case things get ugly.

Dave Matthews loves President Obama.

I mean he really, really loves President Obama.

Ah, the joy of being a swing voter! I get Facebook ads that are both pro-tax cut and anti-tax cut.

A binder full of Simmons

A binder full of Wiggum

My favorite moment from last night’s debate - when Biden randomly tossed that baby into the air.